| ☞ Eleven |
[Mar. 28th, 2011|02:53 am] |
This place is becoming a zoo. Even the White House was easier to navigate. Happiness is never my default position. Just so everyone's aware. Toby loves to lie.
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| ☞ Ten |
[Feb. 7th, 2011|12:54 pm] |
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| ☞ Eight |
[Dec. 25th, 2010|03:53 pm] |
( Mal )
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| ☞ Seven - A general public service announcement |
[Dec. 6th, 2010|10:54 am] |
The next person to call the Media Department about our refrigerator running is getting an obnoxiously perky genie sicked on them.
Sometimes I really hate this place.
That is all. |
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| ☞ Six |
[Nov. 25th, 2010|11:41 am] |
She won't leave me alone. |
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| ☞ Five |
[Oct. 20th, 2010|09:29 am] |
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| ☞ Four |
[Oct. 1st, 2010|08:26 am] |
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| ☞ Three |
[Sep. 10th, 2010|09:24 am] |
If the Media Department gets one more 'anonymous tip' about the incidents in Gotham and Los Angeles being related to some sort of alien invasion that of course managed to land right under our radar, I'm going to scream. As if Homeland Security wouldn't notice a gigantic space ship landing in the middle of two of the most popular cities in the United States. We're not under the Bush Administration anymore for Christ's sakes, and the last thing we should ever be worrying about is the Mother ship calling us all home. I hate my job.
And where the hell is my intern? |
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| ☞ One |
[Aug. 9th, 2010|09:41 am] |
I'm only saying this once, the culprit responsible for the singing coffee pot in the media department better show themselves, unless you want me to start guessing. You don't want me to start guessing.
For those of you that don't know me, I'm Jim Reynolds, newly appointed head of the Agency's media department. And for those of you that are too ignorant don't know what that means, let me dumb it down for you. The Media Department does not double as a place to list your complaints. If you're looking for someone willing to listen to your ridiculous problems, try the Caretakers office, I'm busy trying to make us look good.
Have a nice day. |
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